September 2nd, 2014


Sirius Black + Text Posts

(via athelstanning)


It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.

(via distraction)




dating an identical twin scares me bc what if i get them confused

i read a book once where this girl was romantically involved with this guy who had a twin and they would punk her all the time and be like which one is your boyfriend you have to kiss the right one and then it turned out one of them was evil and trapped her in a dungeon with a bunch of rats or some shit

but that’s like, worst case scenario

(via bunkersandbreeches)



Cat Burger

Relevant and necessary

(Source:, via margaret-elise)

September 1st, 2014


she loves flowers

(Source: slowlikehoney92, via combeferret)

  • Normal person watching movie: I like that actor
  • *Moves on with life*
  • Me watching movie: I like that actor
  • *looks actor up on Wikipedia*
  • *buys biography of actor*
  • *acquires all movies with actor*
  • *blogs nothing but pictures of actor*
  • *cries forever over actor*

catch me i’m falling for good (x)

(Source: aro-jolras, via thecarriewhite)